FW: Fw: Malaysia Boleh: The National Traits!

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai and Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rush into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK :
Stout.. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother- in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven’t remove make-up, haven’t shower, no water supply, going to watch ‘Desperate Housewives’, depress, no mood, etc…

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA:
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all ‘dried up’.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES :
Panadol. The ‘cure for all’. If it fails we have another secret weapon – Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA:
Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER:
NATIONAL Rice Coo ker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR ‘WHERE ARE YOU’?
On the way.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
Ten minutes

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan… semua barang pun kena naik ler… inclusive chicken meat?

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la….

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
There was an accident on the other side of the road. Of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION:
‘Not feeling well la..’

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES :
‘Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!’

NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS :
Dunno. It’s not as if we’re anywhere near the middle east.

NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
‘We’re about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning knowhow, thank you very much.’

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
Everybody doing what lah…….

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING ‘SAMAN’ ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler… government will give discount one of these days

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):
Give them minum kopi lar…This is Malaysia – What a True Malaysian Should Know

Pahit Kan Manis Akhirnya

Pahit Kan Manis Akhirnya

Puas aku mencuba menepis semua dugaan
Malah ada yang anggap aku lupa daratan
Peritnya aku lalui kemelut yang panjang
Hingga ke saat ini ku tidak ketentuan

Wanita manakah sanggup berkongsikan kasih
Walau madu bagiku tapi hempedu bagimu
Terkadang harus terima suratan drnya
Tidak salah kalau kasih dibahagi seadilnya

( korus )
Telah... kufikir sedalamnya
Untuk membuat keputusan harus aku berterus terang
Jujur dalam perbuatan
Dan... jatuh airmataku
Mendengar pengakuan ikhlasmu
Sanggup bersaudarakan dia walau hakikatnmya
Hatimu terluka...

Moga suatu hari sembuhlah luka
Dan kembali ceria walau hati aku ini
Milik engkau dan dia ( 2X )

Bila Diri Disayangi

Bila Diri Disayangi

Terdengar bisikan mesra
Kalimah keramat bermentara
Bermulanya siang berakhir malam ku
Tak akan ku jemu menyebut namamu

Tiada batasan waktu
Tiada tempat mu tertentu
Di gunung di lembah, di darat, di air
Siapa pun hamba, keikhlasan doa, keagungan
Kasih merubah takdir

( korus )
Bila ku sedari diri disayangi
Langkah kaki ini semakin berani
Bila terkeliru ku ucap namamu, terasa diriku
Kembali dipandu

Engkau pertama, tiada akhirnya
Aku dalam kegelapan engkaulah cahaya
Izinkahlah aku menumpang di sini
Di bawah naungan kasih dan sayang mu
Ku berserah diri

Ukays Evergreen

Di Sana Menanti Di Sini Menunggu - Ukays

Tajuk/Lirik Lagu: Di Sana Menanti Di Sini Menunggu
Penyanyi: Ukays

Seumur hidup aku

Ini yang pertama

Pintu hatiku diketuk

Oleh dua wanita

Punyai ciri selama ini ku cari

Berbeza wajah ayunya tetap asli

Kalau ku pilih di sini

Apa kata di sana

Kalau ku pilih di sana

Di sini akan terluka

Perlukah aku pilih keduanya

Bahagi kasih adil-adilnya

(*)

Sungguh ku merasa resah

Untuk menilai sesuatu yang indah

Namunku ada pepatah

Yang aku gubah..

Di sana hanyalah menanti

Sampai bila pun ku tak pasti

Bertanya khabar melalui tinta

Jarang sekali bertemu muka

Namun ku tahu dia setia

Dan di sini tetap menunggu

Berada jelas di mataku

Kasih tak luak terhadap aku

Sanggup menunggu kata putusku

Sayang ketabahanmu menawanku

(ulang *)

Ku terima satu nota
Ringkas tulisannya
Dia sedia undur diri
Dan memaafkanku
Katanya anggap ini satu mimpi
Yang datang sekadar...
Untuk menguji...

Bari-bari - binatang kacukan babi + biri-biri

penemuan baru yg ditemui di negara barat.

Achieve Your Dreams

From:	Ms.Mohana

Awesome story, please read.

A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.

Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different.

He called all the young executives in his company together.

"It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO," he said.

''I have decided to choose one of you."

The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued.

''I am going to give each one of you a seed today - a very special seed.. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO."

One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed.

He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed.

Every day, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow. Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.

Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing. By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure..

Six months went by - still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed.
Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however. He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - he so wanted the seed to grow.

A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection. Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened.

Jim felt sick at his stomach. It was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right.

He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful--in all shapes and sizes.
Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed. A few felt sorry for him!

When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.

Jim just tried to hide in the back.

"My, what great plants, trees, and flowers you have grown," said the CEO.

"Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!"

All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his Empty pot, he ordered the financial director to bring him to the front.

Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"

When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed.

Jim told him the story.

The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, "Here is your next Chief Executive! His name is Jim!"

Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed. How could he be the new CEO the others said?

Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed.

I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.

All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers.

"When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive!"

Moral:

If we plant honesty, we will reap trust.

If we plant goodness, we will reap friends.

If we plant humility, we will reap greatness.

If we plant perseverance, we will reap contentment.

If we plant consideration, we will reap perspective.

If we plant hard work, we will reap success.

If we plant forgiveness, we will reap reconciliation.

So, we have to be careful of what we plant now; it will determine what we will reap later. 
   

TRUTH ALWAYS WINS

 

 

 

Subject:  Achieve Your Dreams

         

 

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