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Its Da Bling Da Bling,..Its Ka Ching Ka Ching..
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Kenapa kita perlu balik kerja awal
Thursday, December 16, 2010
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Thursday, September 2, 2010
FW: BLOODY HANDS - ! Pls read n pass on
DO NOT STOP!!!
For your information. ( Very Urgent )
If you see a guy (especially Indian) who rides a motorbike with a
bloody hand knocking on your window demanding you to stop and asking
for tissue paper to clean the blood when you are driving a car,
remember DO NOT stop the car at all. Even if he damages your car or
holds the side mirrors tightly, DO NOT stop the car but drive directly
to the nearest police station. This kind of criminal tactics have been
reported in about 40 cases in Seremba n, K. Lumpur, Shah Alam, P.Jaya
and Klang Town police stations (actually around the whole country).
These guys are mainly Indian gangsters, They work in a group and dare to
commit this crime even in crowded areas where nobody will dare to stop
the car to help you. The main purpose of this dirty tactic is to rob
you and/ or even commit rape if you are female driver driving alone.
Please forward this message to the people you care about.
Dr Jeyashree Srinivasan
Island Hospital
For your information. ( Very Urgent )
If you see a guy (especially Indian) who rides a motorbike with a
bloody hand knocking on your window demanding you to stop and asking
for tissue paper to clean the blood when you are driving a car,
remember DO NOT stop the car at all. Even if he damages your car or
holds the side mirrors tightly, DO NOT stop the car but drive directly
to the nearest police station. This kind of criminal tactics have been
reported in about 40 cases in Seremba n, K. Lumpur, Shah Alam, P.Jaya
and Klang Town police stations (actually around the whole country).
These guys are mainly Indian gangsters, They work in a group and dare to
commit this crime even in crowded areas where nobody will dare to stop
the car to help you. The main purpose of this dirty tactic is to rob
you and/ or even commit rape if you are female driver driving alone.
Please forward this message to the people you care about.
Dr Jeyashree Srinivasan
Island Hospital
Fw: Police Message....Be careful Girls
Please inform all your daughters, family, wife, husband, children, mother, even grandmother for their protection... Message from the Kuala Lumpur Police department.
Police Message: Coke + Ajinomoto = Can be Used To Rape Ladies
For Info
DO YOU KNOW? Coke + Ajinomoto = Can be Used To Rape Ladies
I received a news about the recent tactic used to spike girls' drink.
It is a cheap and widely used method.
This method was used in Canny Ong murder.
Rapist uses this method.
Coca-cola + ajinomoto/monosodium glutamate = a medicine which will cause drowsiness and excitement in the victim.
This mixture is poisonous if used too often on the victim.
Please send this to all your female friends, sisters, & your loved ones and ask them to beware.
DO NOT accept coca-cola or any other drinks from stranger / even
if it is your friend that you are not very close with.
Regards,
Hishamuddin Alias ( ASP )
Jabatan Siasatan Jenayah Berat
IPK Kuala Lumpur
Police Message: Coke + Ajinomoto = Can be Used To Rape Ladies
For Info
DO YOU KNOW? Coke + Ajinomoto = Can be Used To Rape Ladies
I received a news about the recent tactic used to spike girls' drink.
It is a cheap and widely used method.
This method was used in Canny Ong murder.
Rapist uses this method.
Coca-cola + ajinomoto/monosodium glutamate = a medicine which will cause drowsiness and excitement in the victim.
This mixture is poisonous if used too often on the victim.
Please send this to all your female friends, sisters, & your loved ones and ask them to beware.
DO NOT accept coca-cola or any other drinks from stranger / even
if it is your friend that you are not very close with.
Regards,
Hishamuddin Alias ( ASP )
Jabatan Siasatan Jenayah Berat
IPK Kuala Lumpur
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Caution! How thieves/robbers mark your houses
BEWARE!!!
This is taken from a newspaper article in local Chinese papers recently.
Take note of any unusual markings in front of your house.
It could be a code for these unsavoury people.
Translation:
[ + ] or [ - ] means Owner not in house during day/night
[ Θ ] means Staying alone or Renting
[...] means 3 family members staying
[√ ] means House has been broken in before
[ * ] means Target
[ X ] means Not Target, Not Safe
Take note of any unusual markings in front of your house.
It could be a code for these unsavoury people.
Translation:
[ + ] or [ - ] means Owner not in house during day/night
[ Θ ] means Staying alone or Renting
[...] means 3 family members staying
[√ ] means House has been broken in before
[ * ] means Target
[ X ] means Not Target, Not Safe
Monday, July 5, 2010
4 Lelaki Yang DiTarik Ke Neraka......
Seseorang wanita itu apabila di akhirat kelak akan menarik empat
golongan lelaki bersamanya ke dalam neraka? Na'uzubillah.........
artikel ini bukan untuk memperkecilkan wanita tetapi sebaliknya iaitu supaya kaum lelaki memainkan peranannya dengan hak & saksama serta berwaspada akan tanggung-jawab yang kita pikul.
Pertama:- Ayahnya
Apabila seseorang yang bergelar ayah tidak memperdulikan anak-anak
perempuannya di dunia. Dia tidak memberikan segala keperluan agama
seperti mengajar solat,mengaji & sebagainya. Dia membiarkan anak-anak
perempuannya tidak menutup aurat..... tidak cukup kalau dengan hanya memberi kemewahan dunia sahaja maka dia akan ditarik oleh anaknya.
Pertama:- Ayahnya
Apabila seseorang yang bergelar ayah tidak memperdulikan anak-anak
perempuannya di dunia. Dia tidak memberikan segala keperluan agama
seperti mengajar solat,mengaji & sebagainya. Dia membiarkan anak-anak
perempuannya tidak menutup aurat..... tidak cukup kalau dengan hanya memberi kemewahan dunia sahaja maka dia akan ditarik oleh anaknya.
Kedua:- Suaminya
Apabila sang suami tidak memperdulikan tindak tanduk isterinya.
Bergaul bebas di pejabat, memperhiaskan diri bukan untuk suami tapi
untuk pandangan kaum lelaki yang bukan mahram.. apabila suami mendiam
diri...... walaupun dia seorang alim etc, solat tidak tangguh, puasa tidak tinggal maka dia akan ditarik oleh isterinya.
Ketiga:- Abang-abangnya
Apabila ayahnya sudah tiada, tanggungjawab menjaga maruah wanita
jatuh ke pula kepada abang-abangnya..... jikalau mereka hanya
mementing keluarganya sahaja dan adik perempuannya dibiar melencong dari ajaran ISLAM tunggulah tarikan adiknya di akhirat kelak..
Apabila ayahnya sudah tiada, tanggungjawab menjaga maruah wanita
jatuh ke pula kepada abang-abangnya..... jikalau mereka hanya
mementing keluarganya sahaja dan adik perempuannya dibiar melencong dari ajaran ISLAM tunggulah tarikan adiknya di akhirat kelak..
Keempat:- Anak lelakinya
Apabila seorang anak tidak menasihati seorang ibu perihal kelakuan yang
haram dari Islam, bila ibu membuat kemungkaran pengumpat, mengata &
sebagainya maka anak itu akan disoal dan dipertangungjawabkan di akhirat kelak........nantikan tarikan ibunya.
Maka kita lihat bertapa hebatnya tarikan wanita bukan sahaja di
dunia malah di akhirat pun tarikannya begitu hebat..... maka kaum
lelaki yang bergelar ayah/suami/abang atau anak harus memainkan peranan mereka yang sebenar.
Apabila seorang anak tidak menasihati seorang ibu perihal kelakuan yang
haram dari Islam, bila ibu membuat kemungkaran pengumpat, mengata &
sebagainya maka anak itu akan disoal dan dipertangungjawabkan di akhirat kelak........nantikan tarikan ibunya.
Maka kita lihat bertapa hebatnya tarikan wanita bukan sahaja di
dunia malah di akhirat pun tarikannya begitu hebat..... maka kaum
lelaki yang bergelar ayah/suami/abang atau anak harus memainkan peranan mereka yang sebenar.
Firman ALLAH SWT:-
"HAI! ANAK ADAM, PELIHARALAH DIRI KAMU SERTA AHLIMU DARI API NERAKA
DI MANA BAHAN PEMBAKARNYA IALAH MANUSIA, JIN DAN BATU-BATU..."
"HAI! ANAK ADAM, PELIHARALAH DIRI KAMU SERTA AHLIMU DARI API NERAKA
DI MANA BAHAN PEMBAKARNYA IALAH MANUSIA, JIN DAN BATU-BATU..."
Hai wanita, kasihlah ayah anda, suami anda, abang-abang anda serta
anak-anak lelaki anda... kesiankanlah mereka dan diri kamu sendiri...... jalankan perintah ALLAH SWT bersungguh-sungguh dan dengan ikhlas.. Akhir kalam,marilah kita berdoa agar kita semua terselamat dari ditarik dan tertarik....oleh mana-mana pihak?????????
anak-anak lelaki anda... kesiankanlah mereka dan diri kamu sendiri...... jalankan perintah ALLAH SWT bersungguh-sungguh dan dengan ikhlas.. Akhir kalam,marilah kita berdoa agar kita semua terselamat dari ditarik dan tertarik....oleh mana-mana pihak?????????
Harga seseorang muslim adalah sangat berharga, ALLAH SWT nilaikan
seseorang muslim dengan SYURGA, semua kaum muslim dijamin masuk
syurga (sesiapa yg mengucap kalimah tauhid) dengan itu janganlah kita
membuang atau tidak mengendah janji dan peluang yg ALLAH SWT berikan pada kita.
SEMOGA KITA SEMUA TERGOLONG DARI AHLI SYURGA YANG MEMASUKINYA TANPA HISAB.AMIN...YA RABBALALAMIN
wassalam.
Amal lelaki dan perempuan setara Dalam Islam, perempuan bukanlah manusia kelas dua. Lelaki dan perempuan mempunyai kedudukan yang sama. Sedarjad, setingkat, dan tiada yang lebih baik, kecuali atas dasar amal
perbuatannya.Seluruh isi al-Qur'an ditujukan untuk semua ummat manusia, baik lelaki maupun perempuan. Jika kata-kata yang dipakai al-Qur'an
dengan sebutan mudzakkar (laki-laki), maka hal itu berarti bersifat
umum, yang artinya berlaku untuk lelaki dan perempuan.
Suatu ayat baru berlaku khusus bagi perempuan jika disebut secara seseorang muslim dengan SYURGA, semua kaum muslim dijamin masuk
syurga (sesiapa yg mengucap kalimah tauhid) dengan itu janganlah kita
membuang atau tidak mengendah janji dan peluang yg ALLAH SWT berikan pada kita.
SEMOGA KITA SEMUA TERGOLONG DARI AHLI SYURGA YANG MEMASUKINYA TANPA HISAB.AMIN...YA RABBALALAMIN
wassalam.
Amal lelaki dan perempuan setara Dalam Islam, perempuan bukanlah manusia kelas dua. Lelaki dan perempuan mempunyai kedudukan yang sama. Sedarjad, setingkat, dan tiada yang lebih baik, kecuali atas dasar amal
perbuatannya.Seluruh isi al-Qur'an ditujukan untuk semua ummat manusia, baik lelaki maupun perempuan. Jika kata-kata yang dipakai al-Qur'an
dengan sebutan mudzakkar (laki-laki), maka hal itu berarti bersifat
umum, yang artinya berlaku untuk lelaki dan perempuan.
khusus.Ummu Salamah, isteri Rasulullah mewakili kaumnya merasa kurang sreg dengan kebijakan Allah ini. Sebagaimana kaum feminis saat ini, ia protes kenapa al-Qur'an hanya membicarakan kaum lelaki, sementara pembicaraan tentang kaum perempuan hanya sedikit sekali. Padahal, menurutnya kaum perempuan selalu ikut aktif pada setiap even penting perjuangan Islam.Yang pertama kali membenarkan kerasulan Muhammad adalah perempuan, Khadijah. Yang menjadi syahid pertama dalam Islam juga perempuan, yaitu Sumaiyah. Yang menjadi intelijen, informan, merangkap pembawa bekal makanan ketika Rasulullah dan Abu Bakar bersembunyi di dalam Gua Tsur pada saat hendak hijrah ke Madinah adalah juga perempuan, yaitu Asmaa.
Peranan perempuan dalam perjuangan Islam tidak bisa diabaikan.Sejarah telah membuktikan bahwa mereka telah berjuang,bersusah-payah, memeras keringat, mengucurkan air mata,dan bersimbah darah bersama kaum lelaki dalam menegakkan kalimatullah hiyal 'ulya. Pantas saja jika kemudian ada protes seperti yang dilontarkan oleh Ummu Salamah kepada Rsulullah,sebagaimana yang melatari turunnya ayat di atas.Suara perempuan ternyata sangat didengar oleh Islam.
Buktinya,segera setelah pertanyaan Ummu Salamah, Allah menurunkan
ayat di atas sebagai jawaban bahwa semua amalan kaum perempuan tidak akan disia-siakan oleh Allah, malah akan dinilai sama dengan amal yang dilakukan oleh kaum lelaki. Tentu saja dengan satu syarat bahwa amalan itu benar-benar dilandasi oleh nilai iman. Perbuatan itu tidak ditujukan demi untuk mengejar sesuatu, murni, ikhlas semata-mata karena Allah swt.
Tentang hal ini Allah berfirman:
"Barangsiapa mengerjakan perbuatan jahat, maka dia tidak dibalasi melainkan sebanding dengan kejahatan itu. Dan barangsiapa mengerjakan amal yang shalih, baik laki-laki maupun perempuan sedang ia dalam keadaan beriman, maka mereka akan masuk syurga, mereka diberi rezeki di dalamnya tanpa hisab." (QS al-Mu'min: 40)
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
FW: Fw: Malaysia Boleh: The National Traits!
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee
NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai and Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rush into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK :
Stout.. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother- in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven’t remove make-up, haven’t shower, no water supply, going to watch ‘Desperate Housewives’, depress, no mood, etc…
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA:
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all ‘dried up’.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES :
Panadol. The ‘cure for all’. If it fails we have another secret weapon – Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA:
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER:
NATIONAL Rice Coo ker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
NATIONAL ANSWER FOR ‘WHERE ARE YOU’?
On the way.
NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
Ten minutes
NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan… semua barang pun kena naik ler… inclusive chicken meat?
NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la….
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
There was an accident on the other side of the road. Of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!
NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION:
‘Not feeling well la..’
NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.
NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES :
‘Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!’
NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS :
Dunno. It’s not as if we’re anywhere near the middle east.
NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
‘We’re about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning knowhow, thank you very much.’
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
Everybody doing what lah…….
NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING ‘SAMAN’ ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler… government will give discount one of these days
NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):
Give them minum kopi lar…This is Malaysia – What a True Malaysian Should Know
Ajinomoto
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee
NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai and Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rush into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK :
Stout.. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother- in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven’t remove make-up, haven’t shower, no water supply, going to watch ‘Desperate Housewives’, depress, no mood, etc…
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA:
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all ‘dried up’.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES :
Panadol. The ‘cure for all’. If it fails we have another secret weapon – Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA:
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER:
NATIONAL Rice Coo ker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
NATIONAL ANSWER FOR ‘WHERE ARE YOU’?
On the way.
NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
Ten minutes
NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan… semua barang pun kena naik ler… inclusive chicken meat?
NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la….
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
There was an accident on the other side of the road. Of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!
NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION:
‘Not feeling well la..’
NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.
NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES :
‘Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!’
NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS :
Dunno. It’s not as if we’re anywhere near the middle east.
NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
‘We’re about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning knowhow, thank you very much.’
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
Everybody doing what lah…….
NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING ‘SAMAN’ ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler… government will give discount one of these days
NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):
Give them minum kopi lar…This is Malaysia – What a True Malaysian Should Know
Pahit Kan Manis Akhirnya
Pahit Kan Manis Akhirnya
Puas aku mencuba menepis semua dugaan
Malah ada yang anggap aku lupa daratan
Peritnya aku lalui kemelut yang panjang
Hingga ke saat ini ku tidak ketentuan
Wanita manakah sanggup berkongsikan kasih
Walau madu bagiku tapi hempedu bagimu
Terkadang harus terima suratan drnya
Tidak salah kalau kasih dibahagi seadilnya
( korus )
Telah... kufikir sedalamnya
Untuk membuat keputusan harus aku berterus terang
Jujur dalam perbuatan
Dan... jatuh airmataku
Mendengar pengakuan ikhlasmu
Sanggup bersaudarakan dia walau hakikatnmya
Hatimu terluka...
Moga suatu hari sembuhlah luka
Dan kembali ceria walau hati aku ini
Milik engkau dan dia ( 2X )
Puas aku mencuba menepis semua dugaan
Malah ada yang anggap aku lupa daratan
Peritnya aku lalui kemelut yang panjang
Hingga ke saat ini ku tidak ketentuan
Wanita manakah sanggup berkongsikan kasih
Walau madu bagiku tapi hempedu bagimu
Terkadang harus terima suratan drnya
Tidak salah kalau kasih dibahagi seadilnya
( korus )
Telah... kufikir sedalamnya
Untuk membuat keputusan harus aku berterus terang
Jujur dalam perbuatan
Dan... jatuh airmataku
Mendengar pengakuan ikhlasmu
Sanggup bersaudarakan dia walau hakikatnmya
Hatimu terluka...
Moga suatu hari sembuhlah luka
Dan kembali ceria walau hati aku ini
Milik engkau dan dia ( 2X )
Bila Diri Disayangi
Bila Diri Disayangi
Terdengar bisikan mesra
Kalimah keramat bermentara
Bermulanya siang berakhir malam ku
Tak akan ku jemu menyebut namamu
Tiada batasan waktu
Tiada tempat mu tertentu
Di gunung di lembah, di darat, di air
Siapa pun hamba, keikhlasan doa, keagungan
Kasih merubah takdir
( korus )
Bila ku sedari diri disayangi
Langkah kaki ini semakin berani
Bila terkeliru ku ucap namamu, terasa diriku
Kembali dipandu
Engkau pertama, tiada akhirnya
Aku dalam kegelapan engkaulah cahaya
Izinkahlah aku menumpang di sini
Di bawah naungan kasih dan sayang mu
Ku berserah diri
Terdengar bisikan mesra
Kalimah keramat bermentara
Bermulanya siang berakhir malam ku
Tak akan ku jemu menyebut namamu
Tiada batasan waktu
Tiada tempat mu tertentu
Di gunung di lembah, di darat, di air
Siapa pun hamba, keikhlasan doa, keagungan
Kasih merubah takdir
( korus )
Bila ku sedari diri disayangi
Langkah kaki ini semakin berani
Bila terkeliru ku ucap namamu, terasa diriku
Kembali dipandu
Engkau pertama, tiada akhirnya
Aku dalam kegelapan engkaulah cahaya
Izinkahlah aku menumpang di sini
Di bawah naungan kasih dan sayang mu
Ku berserah diri
Friday, June 18, 2010
Ukays Evergreen
Di Sana Menanti Di Sini Menunggu - Ukays
Tajuk/Lirik Lagu: Di Sana Menanti Di Sini Menunggu
Penyanyi: Ukays
Penyanyi: Ukays
Seumur hidup aku
Ini yang pertama
Pintu hatiku diketuk
Oleh dua wanita
Punyai ciri selama ini ku cari
Berbeza wajah ayunya tetap asli
Kalau ku pilih di sini
Apa kata di sana
Kalau ku pilih di sana
Di sini akan terluka
Perlukah aku pilih keduanya
Bahagi kasih adil-adilnya
(*)
Sungguh ku merasa resah
Untuk menilai sesuatu yang indah
Namunku ada pepatah
Yang aku gubah..
Di sana hanyalah menanti
Sampai bila pun ku tak pasti
Bertanya khabar melalui tinta
Jarang sekali bertemu muka
Namun ku tahu dia setia
Dan di sini tetap menunggu
Berada jelas di mataku
Kasih tak luak terhadap aku
Sanggup menunggu kata putusku
Sayang ketabahanmu menawanku
(ulang *)
Ku terima satu notaRingkas tulisannya
Dia sedia undur diri
Dan memaafkanku
Katanya anggap ini satu mimpi
Yang datang sekadar...
Untuk menguji...
Friday, June 4, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Achieve Your Dreams
Awesome story, please read.
A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.
Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different.
He called all the young executives in his company together.
"It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO," he said.
''I have decided to choose one of you."
The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued.
''I am going to give each one of you a seed today - a very special seed.. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO."
One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed.
He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed.
Every day, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow. Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.
Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing. By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure..
Six months went by - still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed.
Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however. He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - he so wanted the seed to grow.
A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection. Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened.
Jim felt sick at his stomach. It was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right.
He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful--in all shapes and sizes.
Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed. A few felt sorry for him!
When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.
Jim just tried to hide in the back.
"My, what great plants, trees, and flowers you have grown," said the CEO.
"Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!"
All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his Empty pot, he ordered the financial director to bring him to the front.
Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"
When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed.
Jim told him the story.
The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, "Here is your next Chief Executive! His name is Jim!"
Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed. How could he be the new CEO the others said?
Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed.
I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.
All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers.
"When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive!"
Moral:
If we plant honesty, we will reap trust.
If we plant goodness, we will reap friends.
If we plant humility, we will reap greatness.
If we plant perseverance, we will reap contentment.
If we plant consideration, we will reap perspective.
If we plant hard work, we will reap success.
If we plant forgiveness, we will reap reconciliation.
So, we have to be careful of what we plant now; it will determine what we will reap later.
A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.
Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different.
He called all the young executives in his company together.
"It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO," he said.
''I have decided to choose one of you."
The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued.
''I am going to give each one of you a seed today - a very special seed.. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO."
One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed.
He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed.
Every day, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow. Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.
Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing. By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure..
Six months went by - still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed.
Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however. He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - he so wanted the seed to grow.
A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection. Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened.
Jim felt sick at his stomach. It was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right.
He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful--in all shapes and sizes.
Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed. A few felt sorry for him!
When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.
Jim just tried to hide in the back.
"My, what great plants, trees, and flowers you have grown," said the CEO.
"Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!"
All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his Empty pot, he ordered the financial director to bring him to the front.
Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"
When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed.
Jim told him the story.
The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, "Here is your next Chief Executive! His name is Jim!"
Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed. How could he be the new CEO the others said?
Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed.
I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.
All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers.
"When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive!"
Moral:
If we plant honesty, we will reap trust.
If we plant goodness, we will reap friends.
If we plant humility, we will reap greatness.
If we plant perseverance, we will reap contentment.
If we plant consideration, we will reap perspective.
If we plant hard work, we will reap success.
If we plant forgiveness, we will reap reconciliation.
So, we have to be careful of what we plant now; it will determine what we will reap later.
TRUTH ALWAYS WINS
Subject: Achieve Your Dreams
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